I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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