When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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