Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You ate ashes out of my bong
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