Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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