its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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