He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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