you would pick up someone in the library
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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