Whod you bang
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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