OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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