I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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