What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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