How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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