but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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