when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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