i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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