i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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