Duck Duck Cougar?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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