Dual....:-)
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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