There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
