He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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