I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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