The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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