The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
