Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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