She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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