He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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