Sry I called you an 8
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i dont even know how to be here
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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