Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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