So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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