doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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