like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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