You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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