it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
