Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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