Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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