afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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