you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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