their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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