Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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