Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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