your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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