So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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