what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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