Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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