honey bunches of taint.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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