quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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