i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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