Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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