brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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