i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i can't believe i had my finger in that
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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