I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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