Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
