Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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