belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Soap is not a condiment
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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